2019 Pro Wrestling thread

I’ve often said that it’s a mistake to have a three-hour show every single week. Two hours is enough, with some three-hour specials.

 

R-Truth is a national treasure.

 

YIKES

 

Yeah, she’s predictably getting shredded.

Best comment I saw pointed out that she has the same lack of continuity that the E has.

 

Is it safe to say this is one case where qurerin' really don't work?

 

So we got a Hulk Hogan pumps up the womens world cup team video..... which made sense once Cole plugged watch the next game on FS1.

Is there where we’re going? Lamely inserted Bucs vs Panthers Game of the Week promos from the Iconics and Revival for Fox all fall? Miz TV thats all about Packers Rams? I hope not but I’m not putting it past em.

 

"We can't wait to see the Cowboys and Eagles. This game is gonna be Iiiiii-conic!"

 

“After the game will be 60 Minutes in which Scott Pelley burns it down, followed by Murder ... She Wrote, in which the bad guy gets these hands. Except on the West Coast.”

 

The Viking Raiders doing a promo for Vikings vs. Raiders?

 

"Awwww, Foxboro! Don't you dare be sour! Clap! For your SIX-TIME Super Bowl champs ... and FEEL the POWER! It's New England, yes it is!"

 

<The camera shot opens tight on the Big Show>
BIG SHOW: Early in my career they called me The Giant. But you know what's even better than one Giant?
<Camera pans back to reveal, alongside him, Kane, Braun Strowman, Erick Rowan, Mark Henry and the tag team of Heavy Machinery>
BIG SHOW: A TEAM of Giants. And the Giants will be taking on the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday at 4:25 p.m. on the Fox game of the week!

 

“Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman, and not only am I the advocate for the most unstoppable force in combat sports in Brrrrock Lesnar, but I have also been hired as the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED NFL CHAMPION NEW ENGLAND PATRRRRIOTS!

And this Sunday, on CBS, at Gillette Stadium, the Patrrriots will take the Colts to Deflategate City! Andrew Luck will wish that he was back at the Battle Of The Wilderness! That’s not a threat, or a promise. It’s a spoiler!”