2020 Atlantic Hurricane Season Running Thread

Are those the Greater Antilles in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

Houston: America's Prostate.

 

Dr. Mike was extremely unhelpful. He said the Fujiwhara Effect could cause both storms to weaken, could cause one to strengthen at the expense of the other or could cause both to strengthen.

In other words, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

This one's kind of kinky. The Gulf's got a big ole set of knockers.

 

This map implies the best-case scenario: that the population centers of Corpus and the RGV will be spared a direct hit and that the sparsely-populated Kenedy Ranch will get the brunt of it. That is a tough angle, though.

 

Shit, everything is getting pushed west. Florida might be completely missed while Texas gets hammered twice.

 

If the GFDL model still existed, you would know it because it was the model that always had a hard-on for New Orleans.

 

Tom Herman takes umbrage at your statement. Texas lost to LSU and Oklahoma by a touchdown. They only got hammered by Baylor.

 

The good news is Marco’s path going west
For a while, it looked like Laura and Marco were going to merge around New Orleans

 

Is it better if they merge, or if they come ashore at Louisiana like they’re tandem drafting at Talladega?

 

I’d take two tropical storms over one hurricane