2020 MLB Running Thread

The Marlins have a talent for fucking shit up.

 

Before he went to UNC, Dean Smith stuck Walter Davis in a prep school for a PG year that was in the conference of my candy ass private day school. My youngest brother was goof friends with the tallest kid on our team who was gonna guard Davis. He said he wasn't worried. "I'll foul him three times in four minutes and get sat down for the rest of the game. He's not humiliating ME." I wonder if that was the Marlins plan all along.

 

All these guys had to do was play for eight weeks. The partying and booty calls and the dining can come later.

 

Great story.

 

Goodness gracious.

 

I'm old enough to remember when Suzyn was a Mets fan.

That's one of the things she doesn't talk about.

 

That decrepit slushmouth didn’t do a bad job.

 

Suzyn is a legit singing talent.

 

She used to claim she was a RED SOX fan.

That she’ll never talk about.

Also she used to sing on and off Broadway.

 

Whiskey and cigarette voice. But there’s nothing wrong with that.

 

Dodgers create their own Covid rules

 

Expanded reporting by ESPN is not promising, which clearly proves that sports writers are out to sabotage the great pandemic sports experiment.