2020 MLB Running Thread

Cotton candy isn't all that satisfying or even fun, it might even be the biggest ripoff of the sugar experience.

Even Whatchamacallit bars are better, or that god-shitty carob bullshit forced down our throats in the '80s.

 

A diversion. One of my son's high school friends is, well, a sports entrepreneur for lack of a better term. He has been the agent for a Ukrainian boxer known as the "Fighting Rabbi" who's back on the Talmud now. He was the lawyer for a Thai kick boxing league in the US. Now, he has or says he has, a movie deal. It's a biopic of Ken Griffey Jr., with the kicker being that Michael B. Jordan has this as a pet project and would do the lead. He needs $200 K in seed financing. I have requested further information that my son's rap (he might be in for a grand), but the kid's not a scam artist, he just knows a lot of them. If satisfied as to Jordan's participation, should I throw five grand to the movie Gods?

 

The St. Louis Covids are 2-3. Let's say they get stuck in Trumpandemic quarantine for weeks and only emerge in the last week of September. They can then send all of their players home, recall 20 guys from exile, tank and get Kumar Rocker. And MLB will let it happen.

 

After yet another positive test in the organization, it is fair to wonder when they will actually play again.

 

Throw them out of the league for the year.

 

They're going to subject several teams to doubleheaders, thereby putting those opponents at a disadvantage in the postseason. Does anybody think the Brewers or the Mariners or the Pirates would get these allowances?

 

Best Vectors In Baseball™.

 

More sportswriters who hate baseball.

 

Have a night, Mookie Bettis.

 

Boo. Hiss boo.

 

"Why can't we get players like that?" /BobLobel

 

Please and Thank You.
Yours in Christ, Chef.