2020 Pro Wrestling Thread

Hurt Business looking like Black Evolution in $5000 suits and being babyfaces going at Retribution made me way happier than I wouldve imagined

 

AEWs parking lot brawl gets 5 stars from Melzter.

So that was better than Taker Shawn and Sasha Banks Bayley? Okkkkk

 

Would have been six stars if it was in the Tokyo Dome’s parking lot.

 

Well, now we see who Retribution is ... kinda.

 

You'd think the broadcasters would immediately identify Mia Yim, one of the biggest female stars NXT had. Or you'd think Lawler would be able to identify Dio Maddin, considering they were broadcast partners for a couple weeks.

Or are they still anonymous because they have some tiny masks and shitty face paint?

 

Good God. You'd think they'd work on those punts. Randy's punt of Keith was just as bad as his whiffs against Drew a few weeks ago.

 

Yeah, he’s been doing some good Sean Landeta imitations.

 

R-Truth in the ocean: “CALGONE, take me away!!!!”

I laughed.

 

The R-Truth stuff is funny (most of the time), but maybe a little too soon, considering it was only a few months ago when Shad Gaspard was washed out to sea trying to save his own baby?

 

Oh, fuck off Vince. Enough of this Rollins/Mysterio shit.

 

Why is the Hurt Business heeling it up beating on Apollo and Richochet, who sadly no one cares about, when they’re getting over as big faces beating up the hoods?

Its the kinda thing that would never work in front of a real crowd that wouldnt know what noise to make when the music hits.

 

Shit, I didn’t think about that. You’re right.

That aside, I still found Truth’s antics amusing.