2020 Pro Wrestling Thread

Also, read the fine print in the logo and his signature.

 

Holy shit, this is strange. The wrestlers are mugging for an empty arena, and Triple H is doing color with Michael Cole.

 

The PA announcer even introduced Sasha with “Ladies and gentlemen ...” There aren’t any.

I’ll crack up if Cena throws his hat into the empty stands.

 

I'm half expecting someone to yell "WHAT!" when they're on the mic. Or where's that guy with the green smiley face shirt that's always in the front row?

 

There's definitely a niche right now for someone working a germaphobe gimmick. Heath Slater would love to defend the 24/7 title tonight, but the CDC recommends he maintain a 6-foot buffer zone between himself and all of his opponents. He slathers himself in Purell during matches and refuses to high five fans on the way to the ring.

 

This commentary is the funniest shit I've ever seen. This is like "Mystery Science Theater 3000: WWE Edition."

 

Am I the only one kinda turned on by the female ref?

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Gimmick infringement.

 

That was an interesting show as a novelty. I think itll get real stale if it goes on 3x a week for 3/4 weeks.

if thats the case, with more time, wwe should unleash its video production dept. run vignettes. Run stuff like we see on the network. Get people over the way Drew McIntyre gets over in his network doc. Tell stories like its a tv show.

also hilarious that mojo rawley is back to his original character so he can pair with (presumed babyface) Gronk

 

...stupid question, how did losing to John Cena at Wreslemania 30 ruin Bray Wyatt if Bray Wyatt then pinned John Cena clean, twice, to win the WWE title?

Cena’s record tying 16th title reign was ended by Wyatt. How are we ignoring this in this story?

 

The man talks to puppets, has voices in his head and carries a lantern covered by a severed head. Do you expect him to be logical?