2021 MLB Regular Season thread

The White Sox "Southside" alternate unis actually looked pretty good yesterday.
So today of course they're back wearing their doofy 80s softball suits.

 

This is what happens when you try to look like the cool kids, even though you aren't a cool kid.

 

Giants lose Longoria for 4-6 weeks with a shoulder strain after a collision with Crawford as both went after a ground ball in the ninth inning of last night's game. One of those "next man up" moments.

 

The only thing that is going to stop the Giants this year will be injuries. They’ve survived it this far because Farhan has been amazing scouring the clearance pile, but it’s going to catch up at some point.

 

They don’t actually say it’s cancer (guess something else could be treated with chemo) but I’ll still throw out a good fuck cancer because cancer can get fucked.

 

Oh Pirates

 

What is it about the Pirates and not touching first?

 

That boner is probably Pirate ownership's fault too.

 

The Pirates think first base is lava.

Hayes makes up for his screwup by getting tagged out trying to advance to second on a fly out.

 

Nah Stacy’s mom just walked by …

Oh you meant boner as in mistake. Oh well then … um … this is awkward. …

 

Bobby Witt Jr. ... I raise: