2022 NFL Draft

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That’s a nice first-round pick for the Eagles.

 

There was talk of drafting JJ at 10. Thanks to the Panthers for overpaying for Savior to give them the ammo to move up.

 

That first round pick now makes 25 per

 

Only two years, 364 days until the Browns make a Thursday pick, thanks to the worst deal in NFL history. But at least they have a sexual deviant at QB.

 

I don’t know how they are going to stretch two picks over half an hour but I have faith.

 

Watching them walk to the stage, they probably need to be flown in. I think the green room is in Reno.

 

Kenny Pickett's hands are plenty big enough to hold a clipboard.

Figured the players would appear behind two showgirls with big fans of feathers that would open up and reveal the player.
Or have David Copperfield or the Mindfreak do something with teleportation.
But yeah, I was looking forward to seeing some of these big dudes tip over a gondola.

 

Aidan Hutchinson wins for hottest family.

 

When this draft is all said and done, it'll be a fun one for one of my oddball hobbies of dissecting trades. Not for who got the better end of a deal, but for all of the splinter trades that resulted from teams getting two or three picks to trade down, then trading one of those picks for two more and then another team turns one of those picks into three, etc.
It's interesting to see how many guys and who exactly has connections to the tentacles of various trades. I looked up the Mitch Trubisky trade earlier tonight and 12 players ended up involved in it, including Alvin Kamara and Cam Robinson.
One of my favorites from a few years ago was the Eagles and Patriots trading the same seventh-round pick back and forth two or three times. It was like an NFL draft version of the White Elephant game you play at Christmas parties. I think the Eagles had it originally, traded it to the Patriots for a no-name player, got it back in a package of mid-round picks, traded it to the Seahawks for Michael Bennett, the Seahawks traded it back to the Patriots for some picks, and then the Patriots sent it back to the Eagles again for some other picks.

 

Boston sports radio has Belichick overdrafted talk set for the next week.