2022 Pro Wrestling Thread

Oh, joy! So the ones they got to sell out to this thing were Flair's son-in-law, his de facto trainer (Lethal) and they guy who's almost as much of a whore for attention as Flair is (Jarrett).

 

At least he'll be in there with three guys who know what they're doing and will do their best to make sure he won't die.

 

Titus O'Neill: "We'll never talk about politics, religion, or anything that's divisive."
Me: <Mentally cues up a Nikolai Volkoff vs. Hacksaw Duggan match from 1988, followed by a Tito Santana vs. Kamala match, followed by the Undertaker crucifying Big Boss Man in a Wrestlemania Hell in a Cell match, followed by the Katie Vick segment, followed by a Sable vs. Torrie Wilson bra and panties match ...>

 

I kept waiting for Gunther to come out and kick the crap out of poor Titus and I think that means I’ve been watching rasslin’ for too long

 

What do you mean feeding a man his dead dog is divisive…..

 

Today in "horny old man" news...

 

Followed by Irwin R. Schyster lecturing about tax cheats, followed by a Friar Ferguson match, followed by Luger slamming Yoko on the Intrepid, followed by a Stand Up For WWE commercial, followed by God going 0-1 against Vince and Shane McMahon, followed by Shawn Michaels sticking the Canadian flag up his nose, followed by Bret Hart lecturing Americans about guns, followed by Sgt. Slaughter supporting Iraq, followed by every African-American and Samoan winning a head-butting contest, followed by abandoning your performers in Saudi Arabia, followed by Edge and Lita’s live sex show, followed by R-Truth wearing a Confederate uniform, followed by …

 

Followed by Rusev receiving the Russian Medal of Whatever It Was, followed by Jimmy Snuka wrestling in a loincloth, followed by Slick singing "Jive Soul Bro," followed by Slick turning One Man Gang into Akeem, followed by the Iron Sheik doing Iron Sheik things, followed by John Cena slinging homophobic insults, followed by a mud wrestling match for the Divas championship ...

Jesus, this could go on all night, couldn't it? And we didn't even get into the Miz's current gimmick of having people tell him he has tiny balls.

 

This is a great story on Brodie Jr. Hopefully, AEW sticks around because I'd love nothing more than to watch in eight years to see him live his destiny. Would be the greatest long-term storyline in pro wrestling history.

How Brodie Lee's Son Is Continuing His Wrestling Legacy

 

My interest in this debacle was already below zero. Seeing Ric Flair blade in a parking lot and ruin a perfectly good dress shirt does not change that.

 

Yeah, this Flair thing is an ignominious end to his career.

 

This is Ali-Berbick bad.