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2023 NFL offseason thread

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Michael_ Gee, Feb 13, 2023.

  1. BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo

    BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo Well-Known Member

    This is so wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
     
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Apparently the backstory is that he signed late and the only tradition QB numbers (0-19) that weren't being worn or retired were 4 and 17. He didn't care for either one, so he decided to do something goofy and added a 0 to his normal 5 to get 50.
    Unclear if he'll stick with it once the regular season starts.
     
  4. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    To the Baltimore Ravens. For the last few years, your August performances made up for flat stock gains and record inflation. Thank you for helping some of us weather the storm.
     
  5. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    The Bucs announced their starting QB. I hope he's At Home there.

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  6. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    I hear he pulled his kids out of tennis. Again.
     
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  7. matt_garth

    matt_garth Well-Known Member

    Next, on Hard Knocks:

     
  8. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    He had a good run with the Double Check and all that. I wondered if, after the Green Bay divorce, if SF was going all-in on Mahomes and his bath bombs.
     
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  9. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    I'm holding out hope for the one-minute jazz bath jamboree.
     
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

  11. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    Well, he was just holding the clipboard for Pat Mahomes and Jake, so he's looking for another insurance company that will make him the starter. Is Allstate available? I know that Nationwide sure the hell isn't.
     
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  12. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    We can safely rule out American Family.
     
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