2023 NFL offseason thread

NFL so woke - Zelensky will probably make a pick from Ukraine.

 

Then he'll demand they sign the guy for $100 billion or the commies will win.

 

Big day for the Ravens. Sign their QB to a huge deal and draft another WR he won't throw to.

 

these colors don't run a 4.4

 

Oh shit, the Cowboys are almost on the clock.

 

(mumbles under breath)

Ohio State doesn’t have a journalism school…glorified English major…stupid Buckeyes…not bitter or anything about it…

 

I've always wondered why draftable rookies hire agents. Yes, they'll pay your way to pre-draft workouts, front you some cash, help your prep - but given that a lot of these players have NIL deals and cash in in college - why not just go the Lamar Jackson route. Hire a lawyer to negotiate your off-field stuff.
A lower-round pick? Maybe someone who might be a free agent? Obviously.

 

Notre Dame kid in a house where no one has ever used birth control; that checks out.

 

Dan Dakich and the Colts klan base will kill him by week 6.

The interesting situation here is Will Levis, Bust in Waiting.
Still undrafted and therefore taking up residence in the Green Room. Normally, this would be a source of angst. But given the harem of beautiful women who seem to have been assigned to sit next to him on the couch, Levis might not want to be picked right now.

 

And yet Kiper is humping him harder than any of them.

 

I feel sorrier for the people who wrote that skit than I do the Make a Wish kid.

 

Exactly. And why? He lost to Vanderbilt.