2024-25 College Basketball Thread

Lots of returnees here. Veterans. Snookey Wiggington and Jizzle James are nice additions.

 

What kind of skank names her kid Jizzle?

 

It's a nickname. He's actually a junior. You may have heard of his dad, some guy named Edgerrin

 

OK, what kind of skank nicknames her kid Jizzle?

 

One of Senior's nicknames growing up was Jizzle, he says (must have been pre-Miami, 'cause I don't remember that name). He says he started calling his son "Little Jizzle." And it stuck.

Not really a "skank" to blame in this case, I don't believe.

 

“Lil’ Jiz hard to the rim!”

Ewwwww.

 

In a 14-team league this is … something.

 

That's stupid. At that point, just take eight teams to advance to the tournament to hedge against one of the dregs winning it. No one is watching those first two days, and no one is winning seven games in seven days to pull of a Cinderella run.

 

Churchill Bounds is fake, right?

 

Exactly. That's borderline criminal. They could conduct that tournament with that format for 1,000 years and never see the lowest seeds win it.

 

Precisely the point.

Still dumb though. As Cosmo said, then just don't take all 12 teams. This ain't bowling.

 

If you are going to be up all night anyway with election anxiety, Baylor and Gonzaga is an absolute banger for the opening day of the season.