2024 college football offseason thread

Didn’t the aforementioned coach leave his family for the Pole Assassin?

 

Oh yes. But he already had a rep before Ms. Assasain entered the picture. This was from an A&M writer.

 

Are recruiters in Athens measuring "speed" in 40 times or 0-60 and the 1/4-mile?

 

UGA is going to have to write fines for speeding and street racing into their revenue sharing contracts.

 

"At Georgia, as part of your NIL deal you get your own municipal court judge, to expedite all your traffic offenses!"

 

When the college football and motorsports threads are next to each other, I can't tell the difference.

 

I guess they moved Atlanta Dragway from Commerce to Athens.

 

So I'm watching the Orioles, and Mike Locksley is up in the booth during the third inning. He's talking about the Terps, and he said, "We picked up a few key guys in free agency ..."

And once again, it was driven home that we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.

 

No word on what the Dawgs' graduation rate is for driving school.

 

Duke football offers exciting new stadium section for people who would rather do anything than watch Duke football.

Duke Introduces New ‘Devils Deck’ to Brooks Field at Wallace Wade Stadium - Duke University

 

So was construction for this going on at Wallace Wade for a while and no one noticed or asked about it? I feel like this would be announced months in advance (not a month before the season starts) for other programs.

 

Nailed it