2024 Pro Wrestling Thread

Or play off of that in a different way. Haku comes out to try and talk some sense into Solo's crew after they rampage through the roster — and then Solo says he's gone soft and the Tongans give an unholy beating to the toughest man on the planet.
Of course, that's also if Haku can still cut a good promo. I don't recall that being his strong suit even when he was in his prime, and some of the recent shows he's been on have had subtitles during his segments.

 

Yes, there's the fear (and probably likelihood) that he'll eventually become just another toy in the TK toy box, but it'll be good for some bangers in the early going.

I think Ricochet vs. Ospreay has to be a shoo-in for Wembley.

 

I don't know what purpose this Final Testament group is supposed to serve, but if it leads to Big E's triumphant return, I'll allow it.

AOP is just token foreign big guy tag team #67, and Paul Ellering (for his legendary run with the Road Warriors) is just some old man in the corner.

The only good thing that's seemed to come out of Kross is his Jesse Ventura impression.

 

So no mention of the two production guys who randomly appeared laid out on the announce desk when the Wyatts showed up? Just scrape them off and on with the show?

 

Maybe PCO will steal their ring jackets. And then get superkicked by HBK. Who came in disguised as Mr. X.

 

Belittling the family explains Gable, but could that be a swerve? Jey? Dom? Solo/Bloodline 2.0?

 

Final Testament would be better off on a program that hasn't seen its thematic spot filled by Judgment Day or the House of Black, and I think somebody pointing that out could lead to a nice angle.

 

Beach Break, coming to you from Chicago, Illinois.

 

Well, there IS Lake Michigan. But if Stanford can be in the Atlantic Coast Conference, or the East Coast Hockey League can have a champion in Anchorage, Alaska, I'll let it pass.

Meanwhile, Willow Nightingale is a superstar in the making. Like a Steamboat-esque eternal face. She has such a great presence on the mic and the fans eat up every word she says.

And it needed to be done sooner, when both brothers were still around, but I'm so glad they've given Mark Briscoe such a presence in AEW.

 

Glad they're not trying to shove face Mercedes down our throats. Stick her right in with the Elite.

 

What’s in the water at the Baker-Cole house to be causing these injuries and illnesses?

 

I know it's not worth the brainwaves, but why are the Bucks still being allowed to do what they want when it's been made clear that their boss has been back in place for weeks now?

Even when the WWE did its Authority stuff, we knew the McMahons were the end all, be all.

And I thought Christopher Daniels was supposed to be the one to cancel our the Bucks?