2024 Pro Wrestling Thread

“If she were a bird she could flap her arms and become miss money in the bank” is the funniest thing I’ve heard in years

 

Who needs Roman when you've got the greatest return in the history of professional wrestling?

 

Holy shit what a match

 

Those women are going to need a lot of ice and time in a hot tub. Zoey took about four insane bumps in that match.

 

They're some crazies in that Cardona/Green household.

 

Is it too soon for a Roman Reigns return?

 

That was a wet fart of an ending. Cooda been an episode of Smackdown.

 

Solid main event match. Right ending as you need the Bloodline strong right now entering Summerslam. Drew’s cash-in could, and maybe should have been the main event.

I give the show a B+. A lot happened to further along storylines.

 

Wow. Cena says he'll do "30 or 40 dates" on his farewell tour and it'll go throughout the year. So he'll basically be a full-timer for his last run.

Figure that ought to translate to maybe 15-20 matches. Say 8-10 PLEs, a couple of the bigger house shows (like MSG), and a handful of Raw and Smackdown matches.

 

It’s a PPV, not a PLE.

 

Cena’s looked like he’s lost a step or two in his more recent matches, probably due to age and injuries, although it could also have been ring rust. At his age, it’s a tough balance between getting enough reps so he can put on a good show and trying to stick to a pitch count so he doesn’t get too banged up.

Undertaker had the same problem. He was too beaten up to do a lot of matches; but when he did one match a year, the ring rust was obvious.

 

Triple H, musing on the long length of the post-PPV presser since Cena fielded approximately 600 questions, with a subtle dig at AEW:
"I feel like I'm in the main event of one of these six- or seven-hour pay per views and you're like 'Just get the thing over with.' Jesus. Don't read too much into that. I meant one of ours."