21's Be A Porn Star, Help Webby Make Money thread

Novelist_wannabe = Fausto Grenada
Real name = Karl Panama
Mr. Shallow N. Obtuse = Rod Sri Lanka

why, oh why, do I have to be a third world country?

 

Gangsta SJ name: Private Jam
Gangsta real name: General Tittles

Ron Mexico SJ name: Ron Poland
Ron Mexico real name: Jose Maria Malaysia


Private Jam makes me laugh.

 

My friend was Sargeant Slapalot.

 

It says I'm Hunk Guernsey.

I know my way around farms enough to know what a guernsey is. Mooo!

 

Private Cucumber

 

Site name: Ivan Ghana or Uncle Cream
Real name: Lex Cuba or Captain Cucumber

I'm thinking about combininig two of them and going with:

Ghana Cream

 

Platyrhynchos = Bruno Montenegro

Real name = John Poland

ex's = Jojo Guiana

 

My gangsta names:

screen: Pud Fuzznuts
real: Dirk Diggler -- uh, that one's already taken, right?

 

I'd always been told the easiest way to come up with a good porn name was to take your middle or first name (the one you don't use) as the first name, and the name of the street where you grew up as the last name.

That worked until a buddy of mine ended up as "Edward 124th Street, SW"...

 

Hank Hmyen at your service!!!

And I do mean service.

Incidentally, if I type in Hank Hymen as my real name, I get Mister Dangler as my porn name.

 

If you type in Ron Mexico, you get Michael Vick.

Hilarious.

 

Peyton Manning = Maximilian Micronesia
Tom Brady: El Nino Ethiopia
Ben Roethlisberger = Jon Samoa
Daunte Culpepper = Marcus Sierra Leone
Terrell Owens = Rob Djibouti
Jake Plummer = John Mullet Latvia
Marcus Vick = Hank Bosnia
Brett Favre = Maximilian Haiti