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Ryan would try to talk reasonably --- and Jack would shoot him in the kneecap.

 

Still a better fate that befell the last guy named Ryan who crossed paths with Jack.

 

RYAN SONNER -- PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

RYAN SONNER. . . WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?

 

By coincidence, I was walking through Times Square this afternoon, just before they showed the trailer on the big screen at 3 pm....completely bizarre scene, hundreds of promotional people storming around wearing CTU jackets and hats, handing out wireless radios with earbuds so everyone can listen to the audio.

Couldn't stay to watch, but I did take every free radio thrust in my face by the CTU agents. A bunch of German tourists were frantically searching for Jack Bauer---I sent them into the Toys R Us.

 

Just watched the clip. Too many impossible senarios for Jack to get out of - plus at some point during the day he finds time to shave when he normally doesn't have time to eat or go to the bathroom.. this season's going to suck <insert laughing sarcasm font here>

 

Send me all the freebies you got, pronto.

 

No problem. Here's what you do: go to LaGuardia, find Robert in security, tell him you are there to claim the 10 wireless radios in plastic bags that refer to Terrorism! and Running Out of Time! Just warning you, he doesn't have a great sense of humor, and definitely did not care that the C in CTU stands for Counter ("See, it's COUNTER-terrorism, Robert, may I call you Robert? Counter-terrorism would be a good thing, right? Robert? You're taking my hairspray too, aren't you.....Jack Bauer would know how to hide the hairspray better, eh Robert?)

 

21, PUT DOWN THE AQUANET!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

Jack killed 38 bastards last year. Bauercount.com - great site.

No lie, I jumped out of my seat and high-fived some buddies when he shot Henderson the other day.

Season 5 reruns dailiy on A&E at 8a and 2p.

 

I think I may have posted this in another thread, but here goes again: I have a heterosexual man crush on Jack Bauer. It takes a real man to admit that, right?

 

Fuckin' fag. ;-)

Chloe as a brunette = yummy!