24 Season Finale: WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!!

Three words could save her appearance: Hard. Core. Nudity.

 

We? You're starved too? Okay, I guess we can bring you along, what the hell. We'll have 24 hours to fill.


Seriously, wouldn't this show be better if Jack got laid once in a while?

I wonder if Chloe is pregnant.

 

And what will you do for the other 59 minutes and 52 seconds?

 

"Jack Bauer" and "happily ever after" are two concepts I don't believe will ever meet.

What was the deal with the tear in Chloe's eye? If you're correct, who's the father?

 

I had the same thought about Chloe, 21. And pencil me in for one of those hours with Jack.

 

Get your entries in now, folks: What happens to Jack at the end of the season?

Last year, Freelance_Hack won with his prediction of a slow boat to China.

This year ... I suspect Audrey is asking for Jack, opening the door to a potential happy ending when they wrap the series.

 

That's quality work.

JACK BAUER IS IN GEORGE'S BOX AND JACK BAUER IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME! OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN JACK BAUER STANDING RIGHT IN GEORGE STEINBRENNER'S BOX ANNOUNCING HE IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME!

 

SHOOT HIM,JOSH!

 

Holy shit! He effin' shot him!

 

Just proving that he really is Jack's kid after all (see Kim shooting her captor in season two).

 

He let go? Why?

 

Washes ashore a deserted island...am evil-looking midget stands waiting for him.....in a white tuxedo....WELCOME....TO FANTASY ISLAND!

It could happen.