50 Shades of Grey: Not the story of Big Ben's penis

TMI!

There's a great debate, as you're all doubtless aware, about eclairs. Are they an acceptable faux-penis? I'm relatively confident that most would think so, but as you all know, there's that hardcore out there who think getting off on a sugary faux-ejaculate makes you a sellout. And then there's the whole chocolate/faux-anal thing. Who has time for that?

And don't get me started on Dolly Madison, Little Debbie and Hostess products. That's like arguing U.K. vs. New York vs. California punk rock.

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100917121629AAb4UQI

In case anyone was wondering.

 

The comments on there are dead-pan solid gold.

 

Too crumbly. They won't hold their shape. Then you just get creme infections.

 

Calling "Creme Infections" as a band name.

 

Meh, put 'em in the fridge for a while. Solves the crumbly problem, maybe the infections too.

 

You'd have to freeze those bitches. Otherwise you're just getting cooler crumbs in your hoohaa.

 

Just occurred to me that people with a thing for cheese crackers was missing from that list of strange turn-ons.

That's not right

 

I won't have cooler crumbs in my hoohaa.

 

You know, where I'm from, those "eclairs" are called Long Johns. Seems apt in this discussion.

And ever hear of Voodoo Doughnut? A fellow SJ member recently briefed me on its existence.

Here's a partial list of the kneady naughtiness:

Triple chocolate penetration: chocolate cake doughnut with chocolate frosting and coco-puffs

Cock-N-Balls: cock-n-ball shaped raised yeast doughnut triple filled with Bavarian cream and topped with chocolate frosting

Butterfingering: chocolate cake doughnut with vanilla frosting and Butterfinger crumbles

Dirty snowballs: chocolate cake doughnut with marshmallow topping, dipped in coconut and a dollop of peanut butter in the middle

http://voodoodoughnut.com/menu.php

(I would like to propose that someone take two glazed doughnuts, join them in a mammary-type style and refer to them as "Sugar Tits.")

 

The best part, of course, is that the slogan is "The Magic is in the Hole."

 

What's strange about that?