50 Shades of Grey: Not the story of Big Ben's penis

Along with "Good things come in pink boxes."

 

I've got to admit that other than vaguely identifying them as some sort of pastry, I didn't know what an eclair was until you just explained it.

 

If we are talking sexual positions how about the Harry Reid? That's when you get on top and then do nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

 

Romney 2012.

 

You must know most of my exes.

 

True story: my friend made penis cookies for a bachelorette party a few years back. No clue what happened, but they sort of exploded in the oven, so we had engorged penis cookies.

Still quite tasty.

 

Everyone loves the penis cookies at children's church

 

Heh heh

http://bit.ly/NS2UTk

 

Well played, sir.

 

If anyone's looking for a job, someone is looking for a writer for S&M For Dummies:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/wri/3147882929.html

- You are an author who has written and/or ghostwritten published nonfiction work for a well-regarded and/or major book imprint or magazine.
- You are well versed in writing on the topic of sexual instruction and erotica.
- You are familiar with the topic of S&M text, and have demonstrated experience in writing about the topic.
- You have read and are familiar with all books in the 50 Shades of Grey series.


It also says candidates must "consistently deliver high-quality work on time, under tight deadlines," although that could be the writing or it could be the sex.