6-year-old boy is floating away

You know what the Heenes are? Aerodynamic white trash. *spits*

 

Ya got room in there for old Gil, do you? The alimony's due and my club foot won't let me walk.

 

Then turn on CSPAN and pat yourself on the back.

Everyone else is watching the balloon.

 

Cameron: Who do you love? Who do you love? You love a balloon!

 

Son of a bitch is down there somewhere ...

 

Apparently, playing doctor inside the windmill on a mini-golf course was no longer enough for Falcon and his girlfriend.

 

This whole situation is like manna from heaven for SJ. I'm still pondering the ramifications.

 

so who plays falcon on the incredibly unfunny snl sketch saturday?

 

One of the things that surprised me during the coverage, especially when they knew the dimensions of the balloon, was why they didn't figure out that a balloon with a 50 pound kid in it probably wouldn't fly around the way that balloon did.
Sure hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes I think media types are worried about ruining a good riveting news story by asking too many questions.

 

I still don't understand how that house wasn't turned upside down to find the kid long before they found him.

 

CNN still doing some fine reporting. The quote they have from the father? "This is a relief."

 

Because it was all staged by the parents.

Read up on these asshats.