6-year-old boy is floating away

My suspicion is because the parents were in on the stunt from the beginning. I find it very tough to believe a six year old remained hidden in a box without a peep for all those hours and everything I've read about their parents screams attention whoring weirdos.

For the newest example, check out this "rap video" they had their boys do shortly before this:

 

Maybe Poehler makes a drop-in? She does well as a little kid.

 

I'm suing that kid for making me deal with an afternoon of Rick Sanchez's stupid speculation all day in my office.

 

So far this semester, Falcon has been absent from school nine times.

 

I have been and that is a distinct possibility. But how the hell do the cops not search the place?

 

Nine times?

 

BOY, BOY, BOY IN THE ATTIC!!!!

 

Nine times.

 

I asked for a balloon, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?

 

And he wasn't even hiding in the attic, according to someone who did some real reporting:

http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.ssf/2009/10/6-year-old_boy_floats_away_in.html

 

"Hey Falcon ... this is how you ride a balloon, you fucking amateur. Bitch s'il vous plaît. Ballon roi... since 1956. Lick my sack, glory hounds!"

 

CNN had a 'hot air balloon expert' opining that there was no one in the balloon because of the way it was tilting.