6-year-old boy is floating away

I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum balloon rides off people.

 

Falcon: Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Cameron: [screams]
Sloane: Ferris! Get off of the float!

 

Somewhere in France, that little boy who's still chasing the red balloon is very, very sad...

 

This is to the Fifth Dimension what 9/11 was to Lee Greenwood. Did someone say re-release?

 

Oh come on! At least update the name in Sloane's quote too!

Falcon: Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron: How?
Falcon: We'll fly home backwards.

 

Yeah I fucked that up. Thanks.

 

"I heard that you flew away in a balloon. Horror! Death! Doom and gloom!. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to ..."

 

Balloon Boy and Brothers, of course, have a YouTube rap video.

"My name is Falcon, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts..."

 

Anyone else want to post the YouTube rap video?

Oh, and mustang: No one said you were wrong. I said you should wait until we find out to use terms like "bullshit" when there was still a chance a 6-year-old had plummeted to his death.

 

There's a YouTube video?

 

What's a YouTube?

 

I've got Scott Van Pelt making the first balloon boy reference on Sportscenter.