6-year-old boy is floating away

I may have to watch, just in case. Also, assuming he's on the 11 p.m. show.

Otherwise, I'm SURE it will be on his radio show tomorrow.

 

Who wants one?

 

James was unavailable for comment.

 

That's awesome. I'd wear one tomorrow, but it's probably out of the consciousness within a week.

 

People never think to search the house when you have "missing" kids. Kids hide when they are scared. They always have and they always will.

Most people hear missing and the first thing you think of is sending out an Amber Alert for every van in the state.

 

People around the office are saying the kid and his family were just on CNN, and the kid gave some very weird answers to some questions:

Q: Did you hear people looking for you?

Falcon: Yeah.

Q: Why didn't you come out?

Falcon: "For the show."

Dad makes an "ohhhh shit" face.

: :

 

"I'm really sorry I yelled at him?!?"

Good fucking God.

 

I wonder if TV news will give this much play to the next kid who runs away because his dad yelled at him.

 

I heard the mom say "we don't think that way" when she was asked if they were going to ground the kid.

 

Posted as a comment to Inky's Facebook status:

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Awesome.

 

So, did I miss anything? ;D

 

Damn it, beat me to it! <Shakes fist at IJAG.>