6-year-old boy is floating away

He's still got a long way to go to catch up to the attic king.

 

Nothing these parents might have done would surprise me at this point.

(And to clarify, I wasn't criticizing. Just saying my mind kind of went the same way, but I just couldn't bring myself to make a joke about bulemia.)

 

Awesome

 

I have twin nieces who turn 4 next month. They weigh 33 and 35 pounds.

Mom and Dad weigh about 140-150 each.

Incidentally, neither of the twins have made rap videos in which they threaten to kick the viewers in the nuts.

Yet. ;D

 

Are we sure about the 37 lbs? My 2 year old is a willowy 36 lbs!

Somebody ought to think about calling child services.

 

My four and a half year old is pushing 50. And no one would mistake him as fat.

And the latest Denver Post update says child protection services have at least been contacted.

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_13576455

 

My 6-year-old son calls the general nutropolitan area the "sheen." He's got his 4-year-old sister saying that, too.

Until him, I had never heard that term in my life. Does Charlie Sheen have such a legendary dick that 6-year-olds are paying tribute to it?

 

Someone please take these kids away from these crackpots. Please. They'd be better off being raised by feral cats.

 

You've got to love parents who put their kids on a reality TV show, then put one of their kids on TV when he is obviously ill, and question anyone saying they are seeking publicity.

 

I have an about to turn 3 year old cousin who weighs about 25 lbs, if that. She still wears 12-18 month clothes. The doctor is not concerned, because she's shown growth and she eats pretty well. She's just tiny. I bet the Heenes have the kids on some weird diet, though. They just seem like they would.

 

I heard a clip of the CNN thing last night (where the kid said "we did it for the show" and Blitzer blew it), and as the dad starts getting flustered and huffy, one of the things he said was that they only did that interview because they were assured if they just did that one they would be left alone and not bothered by the media anymore.

And then the guy drags his kid to how many interviews in the ensuing 12 hours?