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640 effing million

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JackReacher, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    buddy of mine always says he'd buy a convertible yellow corvette for his ex-wife, take it to her house and fill it with cement.
     
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Winning lottery ticket was just sold. Right across the street from my place. To me.

    You can all stop now.
     
  3. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    The first $100M jackpot I ever saw was a state lottery in my 20s. I spent $50 and my dad, a lottery player himself, said: "Yeah? How much you gonna spend if it's $110 million next time?" That thought crossed my mind when I weighed buying just a few more today, although I did plunk $2 into the office pool tonight. Also, I thought of a woman I was seeing at the time of that jackpot who was philosophically opposed to the lottery but relented and bought a ticket after I said, "We may never see another jackpot this large in our lifetime."

    Good luck, everyone.
     
  4. Zeke12

    Zeke12 Guest

    This guy knows how to fucking party.
     
  5. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    Fine. A female coach.
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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  7. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Goddammit, Rick, you keep winning me back. You are a funny little fucker sometimes.
     
  8. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Ragu, you know I love you like it is no one's business. You're my brother, my main man, all that jank.

    But GODDDDDDDAMNNNNNNN that is way way way too fucking much analysis over this.
    It's a $1 lottery ticket. You have a shitball's chance in hell of winning and I don't need a calculator to tell me that. You have none if you don't play.

    Jesus. My head hurts. My first mil is now going toward aspirin.

    Second mil is for shoes.
     
  9. Zeke12

    Zeke12 Guest

    Yup. Well played.
     
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I didn't know you and Creosote were buds.
     
  11. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Let's just say that Reliant stadium will be changing its name. ;)

    Or at least selling me the naming rights to a large portion of the parking lot for my own personal use on certain Sunday mornings.
     
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    To FMR Stadium?
     
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