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640 effing million

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JackReacher, Mar 28, 2012.

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  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    That's pretty much how I already pictured you.
     
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    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Mar 29, 2012
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  2. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    I'd check into the Duke University fat farm.
     
    Drip, Mar 29, 2012
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  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    Otisburg?
     
    Baron Scicluna, Mar 29, 2012
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  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    Yeah, but then they'd have to find a job again after two months. That's not easy to do.

    "How do you explain this employment gap on your resume?"

    "Well, um, see, I had this friend, and he set up this race ...."
     
    Baron Scicluna, Mar 29, 2012
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  5. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million





    Think of how many jobs you could create.
     
    Azrael, Mar 29, 2012
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  6. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    Is that the Riddler?
     
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    Drip, Mar 29, 2012
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  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    There was a similar thread years ago and someone put "buy a G5 and party with the beautiful people in Monaco." Swear to God, every time I see the billboards with the lottery jackpots, I remember that.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Mar 29, 2012
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  8. dmc

    dmc Guest

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    The first thing I would do is set up appointments for every medical test that there is. chest xray, stress test, colonoscopy......any and all that exist.
     
    dmc, Mar 29, 2012
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  9. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    Replace "closest friends and family members" with "assholes and scumbags that darkened my doorstep", "paying off debts and buying houses" with "kidnapping" and "Amazing Race" with "Hunger Games" and I'm with you.

    In reality I'd resurrect my favorite newspaper, hire back everyone who worked for it and add the people I always wished could work for it, and buy me a houseboat.
     
    Mystery Meat II, Mar 29, 2012
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  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    We have a pool going at work. I'm also dropping $10 on solo tickets.
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 29, 2012
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  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    I saw where one of the rookies on the Wizards said he's dropping $10,000 on tickets.

    I may draw the line at $20.
     
    JackReacher, Mar 29, 2012
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  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Re: Five hundred effing million

    Yeah, I think they should ban rich people from playing. They showed Rob Dyrdek on TMZ yesterday saying he was dropping like $700 on tickets. Fuck you, Rob, leave some for the little people!
     
    imjustagirl, Mar 29, 2012
    #84
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