753 (3 away) -- Barry Bonds All-Time MLB HR Record Pursuit thread

He's avoided this one like the plague.

 

Thanks, JDV, I never realized being called a douchebag on a message board could provide that kind of promotional benefit to one's career. I now see that spnited's the only one who truly cares and tries to help me here.

 

Fraud.

 

Then again, JDV does have one up on me. I've never been mocked in the NY Times.

http://screens.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/06/13/my-car-is-better-than-aj-sopranos/

 

That hairline went downhill reeeeeal quick.

 

Cool.

 

So when do we all think Bonds is going to get the record? I think it's going to be next Monday.

 

Right after he comes off the 15-out-of-22-day disabled list.

 

Question for either of the troops in the VA; have you ever seen JDV and BWB in the same place at the same time?

In evidence, recent sample of BWB:

"What the hell are you even talking about! That is just a bunch of gibbursh! No one can read that!! It is junk! Dont come onto here and make a bunch of JUNK postings this is not your house what did you grow up in a cave or something!

"You people need to get right and SALLUTE THE NEWT ever day! Trust me its easy! Just make a habet of doing it ever time you turn on your computer! Right beffore you press the internet button stand up and sallute the computer and say Yo Newt Gengrsh this sallute is for YOU!

"DO it!! What you cant take like TWO SECONDS to give a little sallute to our greatest presdent and a Amercan HEROE!! BULLCRAP you have plenty of time! If I have time then oviously YOU people do! So show some RESPECT and SALLUTE THE NEWT!!"

The only difference I can detect is that BWB is fully aware of his self-beclowning.

And so to bed.

 

I don't know. It's been nine hours and I'm still waiting.

You must be on hold at 1-866-SPANKER, because I know if I posted about how great I was and how experienced I was and someone had the temerity to call me a fraud, I'd post the proof of my greatness ASAP. But I guess it's taking you a while to transfer your footage of the 24-second clip of you on a 1989 cable access show from BetaMax to YouTube. Understandable. Cool.

 

you bastard, you beat me to it.

 

pssst, i think he wants to avoid admitting to lying.