A big sj welcome to...um...Douglas?

Will 15 minutes of timeout do, Rosie?

 

Douglas:

Welcome.

Please take names and kick asses. Often.

 

Make it 20 minutes.
I'm a bit on the grumpy side today.

 

Damn Rosie... whoda thunk that of you...

Not that there's anything wrong with that either

 

Douglas ... damn.

SportsJournalists.com hired muscle -- sweet. This goes high in the SJ pantheon.

 

leet = English spelling of "1337" in leet speak = elite in normal person talk. I know too many nerds.

 

Nice we got a bear, but we may have needed a mongoose to wrestle with Harrison Ford there.

 

Well, now that we have a bear, Schilling will show up to argue that a shark would kick his ass.

 

Hahaha!  I had to show her that.  

It's a nifty little easter egg for the forum software. When someone's post count is "1337", the software will change it to "Leet", which we know is another term for "elite".

 

And congratulations on your recent wedding, Douglas. If you have a few minutes free later, and could type out a few lines about how to create and maintain a loving and successful relationship with another living, breathing human being, I'm sure some many most all of our members, except Idaho, would be curious as to how such a thing might be done. Mazel Tov.

 

Hey, Douglas, make sure you tell her I meant it in the nicest possible way.

Or I'll have to send Webby money to not give you my address.

 

Ummm, say.... Douglas?

Are you just the webmaster for Hogville or a big fan too...

Just asking is all

Great, no more trashing the piggies