A big sj welcome to...um...Douglas?

Is it really necessary to bring race into this? ;D

 

When I started, I was just the webmaster.  No thanks to hSv (and Faldon, wherever the hell he's hiding at), I've become a fan.  Will be flying out to Arkansas in EXACTLY TWO WEEKS (from the time of this post) to finally catch my first game in person.  I'll be at Hogville's Tailgate Central, as well.

 

Well, I am not falling for this Douglas Saves the Day deal.

You KNOW Douglas is the guy who posts the Asian Dong Guy pics, probably has him tied up in the basement while Mrs Douglas flicks Cheetos at his head to make him mad.

Then innocents like Webby spend their hard-earned money Best Buy gift certificates hiring Douglas to fix their spam problem! Before I some people here could see the picture!

Go away Douglas, we don't need your kind around here.  Webby can get all the Asian dongs he wants without your help!

 

I thought bringing in the big gun is what started this whole problem

 

I think Douglas has become the new sj definition of "fucking stud."

And Douglas, who are the best high school reporters under 25 who should be covering a college or pro beat?

 

21, with all due respect, I'm not getting paid to do this upgrade/securing.  It was one of your fellow posters that alerted me to the plight y'all got hit with last night.  I'm here for one reason and one reason only... to help combat the crap that was done last night.

You're barking up the wrong tree, bub.

 

you shutup you no im the charmion writer of all of you peple now quit sicking up to the new boss

 

And stick around, we'll grow on you -- we'll either be like family or a staph infection, but we'll grow on you.

 

21 is just funnin' you, Douglas.

Hey, hope you have a great time at the game. We got plenty of SEC posters here who know where to get cheap beer in every SEC burg. So take advantage.

 

Someone's going to have to install the sarcasm font on Douglas' computer.

 

:'(

 

Sir Douglas, may I fetch you a beer, sir?