A Continuous Journey: 2024 NFL Offseason Thread

Goff now goes from former No. 1 overall pick to highest-paid Lion in franchise history.
WTF does that even mean?

 

He's still a former No. 1 overall pick.

 

It's still a complete non sequitur. He might as well have said Jared Goff has gone from being born a Pisces to highest-paid Lion in franchise history.

 

Obviously not the NFL, but hard to figure which is the bigger hot mess right now - the "new" Arena Football League or the Miss USA pageant.

https://defector.com/update-yes-the-newest-arena-football-league-is-already-collapsing

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-the-miss-usa-pageant-ended-up-such-a-hot-mess

 

It's hilarious to explain to someone these days that AFL in the mid-late 90s through early 2000s was quite the spectacle. They even had the offset AF2 league that ran through small markets and had their own TV deal. But yeah, those days are long gone.

 

I remember a New York City cop I met back then who did regular Madison Square Garden duty that the Arena League crowds there were the absolute worst event he had to deal with. "Way worse even than the wrestling fans!"

 

Don Rickles?

We’ve gone below Mr. Warmth?

 

Billings? Rapid City? Salinas? Hell, I didn't even know Salinas had a team until I read the link.

 

The question is whether Salinas knows it has a team.

 

I think the author meant Salina. What, no teams in Podunk, Springfield or Shelbyville?

 

How much he get paid?

 

Good question. Another is why is a former athlete as accomplished as Brady still such a punk?