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You are an asshat.

Agony? We've got a monopoly on it here in Northeast Ohio.

 

Oh, please.

 

goalmouth: they did play defense.

The prevent victory defense.



Thanks, Marty.

 

Ned: Oh, gosh Homer. This is strictly a Flanders affair. I've
got family here from around the globe. [Points out one
relative.] Here's Jose Flanders.
Jose: Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor.
Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Thistlewick: Charmed. [Ned nudges him in the back.] Eh, a googily...
doogily.


entrees as
"Giblet McNiblets", "Salibury Balls" and "Cows Legs" are featured.

Lisa: Uhh, excuse me? Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat
in it?
Doris: Possibly the meat loaf.
Lisa: Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian
alternative.
Doris: [Picks up a hot dog in a bun, shakes the weiner out, and slaps
the bun down on Lisa's tray.] Yum. It's rich in bunly goodness.
Lisa: [Drolly.] Do you remember when you lost your passion for this
work?
Lunchlady Doris removes the cigarette from her mouth, reaches under the
counter and presses the "independent Thought Alarm" button.


Skinner: Good morning class. A certain...agitator...for privacy's sake
let's call her...Lisa S. No, that's too obvious...uuuh, let's
say L. Simpson --
[Lisa slaps her forehead in a slient D'oh!]
has raised questions about certain school policies. So, in the
interest in creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch
this film.

Lisa: They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe.
Skinner: Now as a special treat courtesy of our friends at the Meat
Council, please help yourself to this tripe. [Class cheers and
runs to table loaded with tripe.]
Lisa: Stop it Stop IT! Don't you realize you've just been
brainwashed by corporate propaganda?
Janie: Hmmph, apparently my crazy friend here hasn't heard of the food
chain.
Uter: Yeah, Lisa's a grade A moron!
Ralph: When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!

Barney: Go back to Russia!

 

Red Right 88... I was there, freezing my biscuits off after almost getting tossed out for heaving snowballs at the Raiders as they came out of the third-base dugout.

The Drive... I was there, on the field.

The Fumble, I was there, on the field.

The Move...

Don't tell us we don't know about agony, please.

 

What marriage?

 

My favorite Homer line ever. Good work, 80s boy!

Also, a lot of people disagree with me, but the Frank Grimes Simpsons was my LEAST favorite ever. Just uncomfortable and not funny.

 

I was about to post this same thing, verbatim.

You also now have the world's greatest sig picture.

 

"This is the best day of my life."
"It's a good day for me too, baby! Now smile for the cameras!"

"Maybe we should drink some wine."
"Good idea." (McClure wolfs down both glasses)

 

Probably my favorite Simpsons moment of all-time is from the Mr. Plow episode.

Homer: [on the phone, disguising his voice]
There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it?
Homer: Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.
Barney: Wow!

 

The Linda Ronstadt cameo was deliciously absurd.

My favorite moment, as I type this, is still Bart seeing Apu ride an elephant into his wedding ceremony in the Simpsons' backyard.

Bart: "I wish I had an elephant."
Lisa: "You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him very much."
Bart: "Oh yeah."