A new exhibit joins the Titanic

I would have fogged that window with Kate Winslet, and just like the iceberg, she would have gotten more than the tip!

 

Heard five souls onboard.

 

Hi yo!

 

Tough to write an epic ballad about just five souls going down with the ship.

 

Last contact at 13,000 feet. More than two miles down. Deep ocean dwellers will feast on their remains.

 

These guys getting the real life tour, not just some simulation.

 

Any jokes and smart remarks aside, this is really awful.

Feels like almost like an airplane crash into the ocean to me. I'm guessing the submersible has a black box?

 

Good luck finding a black box after that thing imploded and scattered all to hell and gone.

 

(I think she looked better with a little baby fat, but that's just me.)

 

eh, my heart will go on.

 

I hope that's what happened, something similar. Catastrophic failure. The alternative is that something broke, they lost power and sat on the bottom as it got colder and colder, the lights went out and the oxygen went bad until eventually they died. I know damn well no one aboard had a pistol.

 

Didn’t take a catastrophe for this to happen.

Who in their right mind would get in this thing??