A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

IJAG,

Hello and Hugs!

Lieslntx

 

LiesIntx,

My feet are bare, and dirty. Yours?

J_D

 

J_D,

As a matter of fact, yes the are! I watched the game from home, which means I have been barefooted all day long!

Maybe that is why they played so well today.

Lieslntx

 

Dear J_D and Liesltx,

Why would you care about the West Virginia game?

Just askin'
Dools

 

Dear Insurance Guy:

I know you're just doing your job, and you probably have a quota to meet, but you are one pushy piece of shit. My father signed up for the insurance benefit through his union because it was free. That's right. No cost. So you did your job, and called anyways and wanted to set up an appointment with them to discuss it. Very well. Both my parents said they did NOT want to buy insurance and agreed to meet with you only to discuss the free part of the benefit.

So why, then, did you waste 45 minutes of their time trying to sell them shit and refusing to take no for an answer. You even snottily asked them if they could afford $20 a week, and acted like an asshole when my dad said they couldn't. Maybe they could, and maybe they couldn't. It's none of your business.

And then, you called my wife because my parents listed us as emergency contacts, and tried to sell her as well. My wife told you she wasn't interested.

But that wasn't enough. You actually showed up on our doorstep, and said that we had an appointment. Even though we didn't. Buddy, we already have life insurance. And even if we didn't, we sure wouldn't be buying from you. Here's a hint: Sell yourself, but don't be too pushy. It makes people uncomfortable and drives them away.

Sincerely,

Baron

 

Dear Kentucky,

Since I can't get my whole family to move to Georgia, I think I want to call you home again.

KG

 

DEAR KG,

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IJAG

 

Dear KG,
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[hidingfromijagnow]

KY

 

Dear Texas Rangers,

Two please.

Thanks,
T_D

 

Dear T_D,

Bite me.

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

Not with teh Punto's teeth

T_D

 

Dear IJAG,

Please tell your man that he's not He-Man. Or Barry Bonds. No bat-breaking for him!

wick