A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dearest FB,E:

Facebook has not shit on my floor, or bitten me, or pantsed me in my backyard, or made my cats afraid of life.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Board,

Panic attacks suck. I thought I was over this shit.

Fuck,
BB

 

Dear IJAG,
That made me chuckle.

KY

 

Board,

I would like to be getting my drink on right now. Was looking forward to getting in trouble for making drunk posts on a non-approved thread.

But I have to work tomorrow. There went my fun for the night.

Lieslntx

 

Board,

I often wish I'd chosen a better screen name. I really don't like Copperpot.

Regretfully,
CP

 

Dear Ms. Pot,

I keep thinking of Cobblepot (the actual last name of the Penguin) whenever I see your handle.

Just sayin' waahwaahwaah
Dools

 

Dear Copperpot,

That Dooley didn't suggest a new handle of "Jim Bouton" has to be a pretty big surprise.

Sincerely,
SM51

 

copperpot,

I like copperpot. I think it sounds spunky and awesome. I think it's because of all the hard consonants. Just kind of pops.

Sincerely,

IJAG

 

Dear good people,

I'm excited about living near family after living away from them for 15 years. I'm excited about the new house. I'm excited about the baby that will follow just a few months later. I'm excited about (hopefully) finding a new job. However, I'm terrified about all of this change hitting me within the span of a couple of months.

KG

 

Dear KG,

I love you regardless. But I will miss you bunches.

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

I will also miss you bunches. Do you want some short-stemmed wine glasses? A have several to give away. Every time you drink from them you can think of me. Hahaha. I also have a bunch of "holiday" dishes. They are white with gold trim. I never use them and they are taking up space, so they are not moving with me. I'm sure the list will grow as moving day gets closer.

KG

 

Dear KG,
You're moving up here?

[wherehaveIbeen?]

KY