A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Romany,

ROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR.

IJAG

 

Folks,

Apartment hunting from across the country is kinda hard. Part of the reason it is hard is because Craigslist fucking blows.

Bodie

P.S. Whatever "it" is when it comes to sexiness, Mary-Louise Parker has it in large quantities. She did quite a few episodes of West Wing and, my god, was she sexy.

 

Dear Dixiehack:

I've never heard of the Four Quarters. So what is that and then maybe I'll figure out what the reason is.

Yours in ignorance,

Apeman.

P.S.: The five-man basketball team actually held a 2-point lead with about 12 minutes to go last night. Then the other team scored something like 25 of the next 27.

 

Dear World,

Could you help my family to appreciate the sacrifices I made by joining the Army 15 months ago (sacrifices I continue to make, mind you) so that they could have the things they want and deserve. All I ask for in return is love, respect and some appreciation. Thanks.....

 

Dear world,

It is fantastic when you hear she loves you for the first time.

Cloud Nine ain't got shit on me!

T_D

 

Dear AT&T,

Go fuck yourself with a rusty spork.

IJAG

 

Folks,

I got offered a nice sum of money for my car and I didn't even have to weed out the idiots on craigslist! As Randy Moss once said, "straight cash homey."

BB

 

Board,

I did it. I cut off enough of my hair to make a donation to Locks of Love. Since it is the back of my head, I figure I am not outing myself.

Before:



After:



It is shorter than I would have liked, but I teared up a little knowing that it was for a good cause.

Lieslntx

 

Dear y'all,

I'm glad I'm not a woman, having to coordinate my top with the length of my hair.

Just sayin'
Dools

 

Dools,

I was still wearing the black cape thing in the after pic.

Just sayin'

Lieslntx

 

LiesIntx,

It looks really pretty. Awesome thing you did. Just curious, did they ship it for you? I ask because when I did it once, they chopped it off and then handed me the ponytail with an address. Not exactly what I had in mind.

CP

 

CP,

My friend cut it for me in her home, so it was the plan all along for me to ship it off.

It is odd seeing lying around. I covered it up with a towel last night 'cause it was kind of creeping me out.

Liesl