A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear IJAG,

Yeah, the ignore button isn't all that great because I can see the ignored person's replies in other people's posts anyway. However, I just went off on doodah in another thread. I'm not saying you need to go look, but I think I made my point. And quite angrily, I might add.

Yours,

Apeman

 

Dear Apeman,

You can launch your catapults and pour your hot oil and toss your grapples and lead your charge. Sometimes there's no one on the other side of the wall.

Understandingly,

Versatile

 

Dear board,
I hate not being able to sleep.

I blame doodah ...

Ky

 

Dear Versatile,

You are a wise man.

wicked

 

Dear Idiot in a Honda Civic,

Congrats on your coffee-can exhaust tip and smoove wheels. That won't help too much when your transmission falls out from under your vehicle trying to start something at the stoplight.

Signed,
Someone whose hearing isn't destroyed

 

Dear cold/flu/virus existing in my body,

GFY.

Love,
me

 

Board,

CHEERS!

Lieslntx

 

Liesl,

Shhhhhhhhhh ... Moddy might be watching.

Verse

 

Folks,

What is it with managers at my employer not wanting to respond to repeated emails and repeated phone calls? I get the email thing, they don't wanna leave a paper trail, but why avoid phone calls?

Puzzled and slightly pissed,
Bodie

 

Bodie,

Perhaps you haven't figured out the code yet.

Jus' saying

Signed,
Prez

 

Dear plumber,

Next time you bid a job, ensure you don't underbid it by 200 percent.

Thanks,

t_b_f

 

Dear deadline,

SUCK IT! I kicked your ass again!

T_D