A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Liesl,

All the more reason to bring her fucking ass to Vegas in two weeks.

IJAG

 

You guys,

Fuuucccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this bullshit.

Sincerely,

Versatile

 

Dear body,

You'll get through this. Just listen to the doctors.

Gehrig

 

Dear Auntie Anne's and Chick Fil A,

I know I suddenly left without saying goodbye or an explanation at the beginning of the month, but...*sigh* it's not you, it's me.

You're awesome, incredibly delectable even. But my waistline is shrinking and my wallet is widening. Maybe some day we can re-unite, but I just need time to get myself together.

Love always,

SS

 

To the greatest dad in the world,

Happy 52nd birthday.

Your son,

Matt.

 

Dear y'all,

Bleah

Just sayin'
Dools

 

Dear Dools,

Seconded.

CP

 

Dear Dools and Ms Pot:

I'm too blah to even agree.

Matt

 

Folks,

Anyone got any bright ideas as to how to find a cheap not shitty apartment in NYC? I know there are some out there. Craigslist doesn't seem real here.

Bodie

 

Bodie:

Oh no. That's not the update I wanted.

IJAG

 

IJAG,

Yeah, uh, today was a bit of a mess. I still have one more day to look but I may have to take a furnished place unless I can find very cheap furniture.

Bodie

 

Bodie,

I'd try to live in the outer boroughs (Queens or SI), if it's at all possible. And you're not getting by without a roommate, IMO.

wicked