A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Rick,

Yes, I will blame you because the wiring installed in 1945 fails. If you complain too much, there are plenty of meth heads I can rent out to. It's the free market at work.

F you,

The Super

 

Dear board,

Does anyone have a Brillo pad handy? I feel like I need a shower.

Cryptically yours,

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

A Brillo pad won't remove battery acid.

Just sayin'
Dools

 

dools,

Well played. But I might as well be light years from battery acid.

IJAG

 

Dear previous tenants of my house,

Apparently, you never heard of tub and/or shower cleanser. And because of that, I feel like I just lost a 5-hour long fight with moldy tub caulk. If there's any mold inside those walls, I'm coming for you.

(Up) Yours,

Apeman

 

Dear IJAG,

Dools has some hydrochloric acid, if you're willing to accept substitutes.

Sincerely,

Verse

 

Dearest AM - That's what you get for being from Pittsburg.


Hugs - Tomas

 

Dear Board,
Kuck Fentucky.

KY

 

Dear y'all,

Just because.



Just sayin'
Dools

 

Board,

I have hinted before that my daughter would make more money than me before she turned 25. She beat me by two years.

Today, at the age of 23, she now makes more than her 44 year old mom. The raise and promotion that she got today equals a 55% increase in her base salary. And on top of that, she gets commissions.

People that I know think that I should be sad. I am so far from that, because I think that the greatest accomplishment in life is raising a successful child.

On top of it all, she is still a Texan fan. And if I truly raised her right, next year she will be buying MY season ticket as well.

Life is good.

Lieslntx

 

dear board - kiss me where i stink.


hugs - tomas

 

Dear 2X Phillies shirt,

You fit great on my arms and chest, but I still have some stomach work to do. But come the summer, you will be worn confidently in public. So just get ready.

Hyper-fully yours,

SS