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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by UTShooter, Jun 1, 2007.

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  1. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    IJAG,

    You could NEVER neck enough Fanta and GA to willingly text me.

    YHS,
    ST
     
    SpeedTchr, Apr 20, 2012
    #14809
  2. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    ST,

    Bring it.

    IJAG
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 20, 2012
    #14810
  3. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    IJAG,

    It is brought. On my burner pre-paid number, naturally. Had to go to the car and reach into the wheel-well to get it.

    YMMV,
    ST
     
    SpeedTchr, Apr 21, 2012
    #14811
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    ST,

    Done. Who else wants some? Better hurry. Fading fast.

    IJAG
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 21, 2012
    #14812
  5. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Dear IJAG

    Done in three hours?

    Lame.

    Just startin',

    Verse
     
    Versatile, Apr 21, 2012
    #14813
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Verse,

    I put down a bottle of red wine in about 40 minutes. Anything after that is a bonus.
    Plus, I have a long day ahead of me.

    Thanks for understanding!

    IJAG
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 21, 2012
    #14814
  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Dear IJAG,

    I get it. No worries. Hope you're smiling/giggling.

    Sincerely,

    Verse
     
    Versatile, Apr 21, 2012
    #14815
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Verse,

    I'm sniffling right now. I miss my 20s, when I had no allergies. I wish they'd go away.

    IJAG
     
    imjustagirl, Apr 21, 2012
    #14816
  9. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    Dear IJAG,

    Don't worry, there's always next week's Mega Millions drawing.

    wicked
     
    wicked, Apr 21, 2012
    #14817
  10. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty New Member

    dear ijag - pussy.

    hugs - TP
     
    Tom Petty, Apr 23, 2012
    #14818
  11. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Dear y'all,

    I want to say that not everyone can be perfect, but Julia Louis-Dreyfus is. Period. She's hotter at 50 than she was at 30. And she was fucking smoking hot at 30.

    I also want to say that Guns N' Roses is the great American band, and they just hit a little bit of a rough patch. It'll all sort itself out. You just wait for the next album.

    I also want to say that I would let Peggy Olson give me a handjob in a movie theater. I assume "handjob" follows "blowjob" in Huster's style guide.

    (Did it ever bother anyone that you can't bend the apostrophes and quote marks properly on this board?)

    I also want to say that I'm not excited for the Anchorman sequel because that which Will Ferrell has yet to ruin will be ruined soon enough.

    I also want to say that Roll Tide.

    I also want to say that Metta World Peace is not an asshole, he's just an idiot.

    I also want to say that this board is more interesting than I gave it credit for as recently as a year ago.

    I also want to say that the political threads are the exception.

    I also want to say thank you to Dean, whose town makes some delicious and inexpensive Scotch.

    I'll be back with the other 86 theses another night.

    Sincerely,

    Versatile
     
    Versatile, Apr 23, 2012
    #14819
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty New Member

    dude - i would not let nellie oleson give me a handjob and neither should you ... just saying.


    hugs - tomas

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    Tom Petty, Apr 23, 2012
    #14820
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