A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear y'all.

You ever order two dishes of Chinese takeout, thinking you'll have enough left for the next day's lunch, but then you just keep eating because Chinese food never fills you up, and then your stomach kills you and you want to curl into a ball and cry, but you still want those last few bites of the beef chow fun, cooked dry?

Hypothetically,

Verse

 

Dear Verse,

This was Chinese food. This was dinner. This was how it worked.

Just sayin'
Mr. Gregory

 

Dear pregnancy,

Enough with the swollen hands and feet.

KG

 

Dear friends and enemies,

I need every good vibe you can muster up.

wicked

 

wick,

I have very very few good vibes around me right now. But I'm sending every one of them to you.

Hugs,

IJAG

 

Wick,

For the first time in a while, I have some good vibes to spare. Happy to do so.

CP

 

Dear mold makers and tradition setters,

Years of third shift taught me that breakfast doesn't have to be typical breakfast food. The leftover Tuna Helper (maybe not the best choice) really hit the spot this morning and only took two minutes to reheat. Top of my list for breaking the mold though is the ribs or roast beef at IHOP for breakfast.

KG

 

Dear idiot,

Thanks to you taking the department car while not telling anyone you took the department car, when getting called on that and then having the temerity to lie and then return the car to the parking lot with the keys in the console to avoid getting caught in your lie, we now have to go through the bullshit of having to sign out the car and record the mileage.

If you only would have balled up and admitted you're an ass, instead of fucking around, the rest of the department wouldn't have to be punished for your bullshit. But no, you are the selfish douche you are.

To that, I say a hearty 'Fuck you!'

Cape Fear

 

Dear IJAG,



:-*

Hugs,

Lieslntx

 

Dear Liesl,

HOLY SHIT! FLASHBACK! (jumps off building)

Just saaaaayin'
Doooools

 

Dear KG,

I say things like that all the time, but I can't blame pregnancy.

In agreement,

Versatile

 

Dear SJers,

Thank you so much for every prayer and good wish, vibe, thought and piece of karma you've sent my way. My dad is making great strides. He's still critical and in the ICU but we're blessed by the progress he's made.

Thank you.

wicked