A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear Good Doc,

During the dropping of the guillotine I wanted to use PUSSY-EATEN COCKDIAN in the worst of ways. But I vowed to take the high road. You and I think alike in many ways, which is scary.

CHARMION FOR LIFE!
Xan

So there is so much more I want to write, and if any of the drivel I've written so far doesn't make sense, I'll be more clear tomorrow when I get back home and do a fuller recap.

 

Dear IJAG,

Not my children. Me and my boyhood friend are the types for whom 40 is still a way distant rumor. Same with his kids.

Julio Franco's Femur,

LJBeauregard

 

Dear Xan,

You're a class act man. I'd love to buy you a beer someday, good sir!

Yours in friendship,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Tommy_D,

And you, amigo, are a class act for your love of Tony Romo. Not as strong as my love for Romo but strong all the same.

I'm thirsty.

Yours in "Pokes in '08" fanboydom,
Xan

 

Dear Ijag,

Most of it came off pretty well. A couple good face washings did the trick.

Dear nice'n easy,

You are not the hair color that is on the box. Still pretty, but definitely not the color that was on the box.

Spup

And dear xannie,

You deserve better. I'm sorry your boss is an asshat.

 

spup,

Each person's hair reacts differently to the color. My hair never comes out the same color as the girl on the box. Just see what that one did, then choose one darker or lighter (depending on what you want) until you find the one you want, then remember that one.

IJAG

 

Dear Xan,

You want a laugh? check out the you tube NFC East trash talkers. Look for videos by Halen88 and just go on laughing at some of the absurdity that goes on there. I also made my first video for youtube about the Cowboys, but no web cam means no face time. Soon, maybe.

Yours in fandom,
Tommy_D

 

Dear Xan,

I am sorry to hear that you suffered the axe today. You did that paper well, and it was a privilege to work for you. Keep that head up, blast some "Common" and just "Be".

Formerly Yours,

Mayfly

 

Xan,

Let me echo the comments of the others and say I can't stand any of the management of the paper you've departed. I'd like to know more.

ut

 

Good people of the world,
After styling, I hate my hair. The box was a lighter brown. This is almost black. I'm too pale for this color.

Grrr,
spup

 

Dear SportsJournalists.com,

Thanks for putting up with me through the bad times. Life is a lot better now and it is not just because a woman is involved again. Though it certainly helps.

Yours,
Angola!

 

dear du,

that was the quickest "landing on your feet" i've ever witnessed ... and that makes me happy.

good luck choosing the right path.


tomas