A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear MC,

If the groom had to pay for wedding like a bride's family does, you'd be well past destitute by now.

IJAG

 

IJAG,

I'm kind of digging the name Douchette.

Just sayin'

Lieslntx

 

Dear Douchetastic One,

You do not get to choose your own name.

IjAG

 

Board,

where the fuck is Care Bear?

IJAG

 

IJAG,

Just for you, honey. While you wait.



I know, not your guy. But hopefully he will still make you happy.

I know he does me.

Lieslntx

 

Dear IJAG,

I'm at fucking Chick-Fil-A wearing a fucking Tebow jersey watching the fucking Olympics. What do you want?

Safe travels,
Care Bear

 

Dear imjustadrunkgirl,

It sounds as though you were in a quandary, not a dilemma.

Sincerely,

Versatile

 

Dear y'all,

Jerry Doucette thanks you not to add the "h" to his last name.

Just lettin' that boy play some rock n roll
Dools

 

Dear friends, SJ and otherwise,

Thank you for being part of my life. That is all.

Soberly,
wicked

 

Verse,

Absolutely false. I had two choices: Stay online and stop drinking, or keep drinking and stop being online.

Dilemma.

IJAG

 

Dear imjustagirl,

Hadn't looked at it that way. You're right.

Also, Menopause The Musical is bringing me back to my mother's shrill anger when I was 13.

My apologies,

Versatile

 

Dearest Luxor,

Thanks for the "room upgrade" to one of the towers; the bathroom is great and from what I've read, these rooms are much more recently renovated.

However, it is not 1994. Can we get some wifi up in this bitch? And if not, at least a wire that will stay in the back of my computer so I don't have to plug it in, fold it under, and then put the computer on top of it to force it to stay in place? Thanks.

IJAG