A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

I Should Coco,

The 24-hour store is literally 30 seconds from my house.

If it were not for the souped up Diet Pepsis, I would be driving up there to make sure that someone is on it.

Lieslntx

 

Dear NBC,

Eat shit and die.

Sincerely,
Guy Who Wants to Watch 200 Final Live Today But Can't Because Your Worthless POS Phone App Doesn't Work

 

Dear Board (or is it bored?;

I am only writing today so that this thread will show up under the list of "New replies to your posts", understanding that you aren't actually replying to my post but instead, replying to somebody who wrote something far wittier than I.

I recently found this thread and although I did not read all 614 pages. . . more like 20. . . it made me laugh and since football preseason camp has begun, I definitely need something to make me laugh.

I hope everyone is having an enjoyable day.

 

Just an STD,

I had a great day. I hope yours was great too, even though you are obviously working.

If it makes you feel any better, I got caught in a MASSIVE traffic jam because apparently the Falcons are playing tonight at the Dome. Stupid sports.

IJAG

 

Dear previous posters,

That's either a wicked burn or a seriously interesting typo.

Rick

 

Rickers,

It was a joke from when someone (I can't remember who) said it took them like two years to realize his name was SID and not STD.

IJAG

 

Dear MrCreosote,

After Data had his brother Lore's emotion chip installed, humor was known to overload it at inopportune times. Humor in Data is a dangerous thing.

Love,
Rick

 

Dear Coco, Liesl, whomever,

The 24-hour Walgreens in my area has a person at the photo area all times of the day as well. I've also seen someone in the pharmacy late at night, though I'm not sure if the pharmacy was actually open.

KY

 

Dear Bored;

I have learned over the years to respond to just about anything. My favorite is "Hey You".

Many people have called me Kevin, even though my name is not Kevin, it isn't remotely close to Kevin and I have not worked closely with anybody named Kevin (that someone can mistake me for).

Oh well.

JSID

P.S. Traffic sucks. Especially if it is because of the Falcons.

 

Dear JSID,

I miss Atlanta, but I do not miss its traffic.

KG

 

Dear Council member,
Yes, I feel bad for telling you to kiss my ass. But it was a HUGE improvement from my initial reaction to tell you to go Fuck Yourself.

Love, Evil

 

Dear Evil,

Go Fuck Yourself is the best phrase ever.

Perhaps you should not have revised it.

Just sayin',

Lieslntx