A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear life:

Quit sucking. Now.

Matt

 

Dear people,

So much for that day off I was supposed to have today ....

T_D

 

Dear RickStain,

You let the driving rain push you to the pressbox in the second half. For the first time in your career, you let weather drive you off the sideline. You are a pussy of the highest order. You should find a real man to raise your son and take over your husbandly duties. You are only fit to do the cooking, cleaning and lawnmowing from now on.

Love,
RickStain

 

Dear RickStain,

Eh.

We still love you.

Sincerely,
RickStain Lovers

 

Dear Dry Rick Stain,

I enjoyed a similar streak through many years of wet, foggy and snowing Friday nights on football sidelines across the upper Midwest.

A miserable evening sometime in the mid-2000s in Moline, Illinois, finally drove me into the press box ... where a bunch of large, sweaty coaches and sportswriters made me wish I was back out in the downpour.

Go hang with the chain gang again next week.

And tell those coaches to run the damn ball, it's high school football and you're on deadline.

-- I Should Coco

 

IJAG,

That was me. Not sure if I'm proud that it was me or not, though.

Lieslntx

 

Dear thief at work,

I do not appreciate you stealing my headphones off of my desk.

May a nest of fleas inhabit your crotch.

Signed not so sincerely,
T_D

 

Bad stuff right there, T_D. Hope you're able to recover your missing headphones.

 

Dear JosephC.Myers,

We use letter format in this here thread.

Sincerely,

Letter Police

 

Dear Versatile and Other Members of the Letter Police,

My humble and sincere apologies for breaking the format. I do think T_D sincerely wishes a bunch of fleas on the person who took his headphones, though.

Humbled (But Not in the Old Country Way),

Joseph

 

Dear Life:

Just because you were OK today, you've still sucked lately. One attaboy does not make up for all of the Oh Shits you've thrown my way.

But thanks for the bump today... I needed it

Matt

 

Dear unborn son,

You better have that umbilical cord unwrapped from your neck tomorrow when they look at the ultrasound. You mom is sick of laying in bed and doesn't want to continue in said position for the next 7 weeks!

Love,

Dad