A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

AQB,
Only caught the last few minutes of it, but what I saw was freaking hilarious.

KY

 

Dear nephew,

Congrats on being moved up to varsity after only one tournament.

Kick some butt!

Your uncle,
T_D

 

T_D,

Aren't nieces and nephews the best thing ever?

Congrats, Uncle.

Lieslntx

 

Dear World,

Graduated my Army school (WLC, Warrior Leader Course) the other day, allowing me to now wear this ribbon on my dress uniform...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Commissioned_Officer_Professional_Development_Ribbon

It's a big step towards becoming an NCO, but I've still got other business I need to handle before I can get promoted to E-5. So, if you could, give me a chance to get the homefront straightened out so I can go to the board and become a sergeant.

Regards,

JCM

 

Dear world,

If anyone so much looks at me slightly askew today, my response will be something like this:

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10

Love,
Rick

 

Dear world,

I stumbled upon the most way-too-small-of-a-world coincidence today that I never could have dreamed of.

Life's fucking weird.

wick

 

Dear Flyers,

If you book a seat on American Airlines, make sure it is actually attached to a plane.

 

Dear bronchitis:

Fuck you.

IJAG

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Dear Liesl,

Turns out it wasn't Winston's bladder I needed to worry about. It was my cough. It's 5:26 a.m. and I'm awake, having chugged more Hydromet syrup. Hope to be asleep by 6, but still.

Hugs,

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG,

For once I am glad to see you not logged in here. Hopefully that means you are resting.

Sending thoughts and comfort your way,

Lieslntx

 

Dear Ohio State third string quarterback;

You picked the right school.

Now go get your free tattoo, eat lunch with the money you made selling your practice jersey and S.T.F.U., hoping the NFL comes calling for you in the spring of 2015.

College Football Fan

 

Liesl:

I slept from 11:30-4:45, then from about 7-1:20. Oh, with a slight wakeup at 8:30 thanks to Winston, where I took him out and fed him in his crate, then went back to bed.

IJAG

 

IJAG,

Glad to see you are getting much-needed rest and hopefully feeling a little better.

Don't forget to finish all of those antibiotics, though.

Hugs,

Liesl