A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear KY, What Sam said. Regards, Joseph

 

Dear World, It really sucks when you work hard, make the vast majority of the money that comes into the household, but have to go without because the rest of the family - who lives 150 miles away - has to make sure they get all their bills, animals and whatnot taken care of first. Regards, JCM

 

Board,

I'm back, Bitches!

Liesntx

 

Liesntx:

Welcome back. It wasn't the same without you

The Board

 

Dear Lieslntx,

You missed nothing. Shit's shit.

Sincerely,

Versatile

 

Dear Idiots,

I am counting the minutes until our project is wrapped up and I no longer have to deal with you. If it were up to me, your fee would be getting reduced because you haven't done much to earn it. How you stay in business, I can't figure out.

Pissed,

Dyno

 

Dear Dyno,

What project are we working on?

Confused,

Idiot

 

Dear Athletic Upper Administration;

As you know, I have been killing myself the last couple of weeks working on this "major" project that will in the end, make this university look good.

It would have been a great idea if you had brought up the several items that you needed a little sooner than 2 hours before the press conference.

I know we have only been working on this project for a little over a month, but it would have been a great idea if you had mentioned these items in one of the many lengthy, boring meetings that you made me sit through that did nothing but appease your sense that you were contributing to this project.

After being in the office until midnight last night (and the night before) and for all of last weekend, I will cancel my plans to head out for a victory beer tonight, instead having to stay in the office to put the information together that you asked for at the last minute.

Thank you fucktards!!

Sincerely

Just_A_Whipping_Boy


P.S. No thanks is needed for all the work I put in to make you look good.

 

Dear rum,

I avoided you for 37 years. I tried you last night. Drank half a glass of Kraken and root beer (actually really tasty). I had a blinding headache two hours later that has not abated 12 hours later.

Screw you.

IJAG

 

Folks,

Looking forward to things.

Bodie.

 

Dear KY:

How did the interview go for the full-time spot?

Copy Desk

 

And scene.