A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear RickStain,

I do not know nearly enough about your situation to take your side in it.

Yours in removed detachment,

Versatile

 

Dear wife,

Thursday you took me to our second Sara Bareilles concert of in three months. First in an intimate solo performance setting and now the full band at Red Rocks--my first trip to Red Rocks. Thank you for introducing me to a bleeping incredible artist and performer. Wow.

Dear OneRepublic,

I honestly was kind of apathetic toward seeing you Thursday at the same concert. Now I am a huge fan. An amazing experience and show. Thanks for making getting home at 2 a.m. well worth it. Keep putting out songs that have such great stories behind them.

 

Stain,

That's all well and good, and I wish you the best. But since you have to be in contact with her, just prepare yourself for the time when she decides she wants you back. It almost always coincides with the exact time you develop feelings for someone other than her.

Best,
'Sote

 

Versatile,

I respect the hell out of that.

Rick

 

Dear dude,

Are you fucking Vining? <slap across the head!>

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/vine-breakup-reddit-instagram/

Thanks for the moment,
X

 

Dear Fox Sports 1,

I will most likely never watch you again. But thank you for the two minutes of shirtless Nick Punto on Mission October. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

IJAG

 

Dear IJAG:

You are welcome. It was our special gift to you.

Sincerely,
FS1

 

Dear prospective lawyer,

You were generally unimpressive in a lot of ways, but I was willing to overlook that *and* the price you quoted being 30% higher than I had researched as ordinary in the area. But you can't do all that *and* have to have me point out a key point of the applicable law in this case that you didn't know about. I think I'll keep looking.

Love,
Rick

 

Dear Board,
It's not even noon yet and this day can go to hell.

KY

 

Dear world,

Adam Levine makes guitars sexy. He makes everything sexy. My god.

IJAG

 

IJAG,

I've watched your Total go up, up, up.

Minus-42 pounds. Great job.

Xan

 

Dear Xan,

Cosigned.

Just sayin'
Dools