A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

Dear MM,

If you do do yourself, please don't share.

Yours in not wanting that image,
Dooley.

 

Dear Monsieur Petty:

Shouldn't be surprised. Have you seen the dude's sidesaddle pic? (Yeah, neither have I.)

2muchcoffeeman

Dear I'll never tell:

Wherever you've tried to link your sidesaddle pic from is a place that forbids pic-linking for free account-holders. Care to try again?

2mcm

 

Dear Mr. Petty,

See pictures posted in my birthday thread.

Flash

 

To James Shields, who signed and posed for pictures minutes before his very good start against the Red Sox at Fenway -- making a couple of kids extremely happy -- a giant thank-you.

 

dear java - i see it, and you ain't missin' nothin'. hugs, tomas

 

dearest nature girl - the great outdoors must have worn you out. hugs, tomas.

 

Dear foam manufacturers --

How come you can make foam that punches a hole in the space shuttle, but can't protect my iPod from the stockroom clerks at Circuit City?

Best,
gm

 

Dear noon anchor,

You were reporting tonight instead of anchoring this week and were awesome, but when you're anchoring in the morning and at noon, you reek of fail. What's the deal? Why can't you transfer this reporting amazingness to the desk?

Sincerely,
An annoyed producer when you talk super slow at noon and ruin timing

 

spup - rumor has it you (used to) love your job. what happened? tomas

 

Dear Spup,

I bet you $5 he was hungover.

WB

 

write - come on my brother. don't stop with hungover ... hell, he coulda been stoned or coming down off some ludes. tomas

 

Dear Mr. Petty,

Hookers and blow. That's what it was.

Flash