A place for open letters to the good people of the world.

imjustagirl -

Your kindness leads me to repentance.

Yours in peace,

FART

 

Board,
Subway's sriracha chicken sandwich is pretty damn good.

And this is from someone who doesn't normally eat hot foods.

KY

 

Dear world,

What is the big deal recently about sriracha? Seems to be popping up everywhere, mysteriously.

wick

 

Dear Moddy,
Well played.

KY

 

Dear female best friend from 8th grade,

Fuck you for finding me on Facebook and being super hot now. You were supposed to get fat as you got older and make me feel better about myself.

Love,
Rick

 

Dear Gogo internet,

Why offer service for a 6-hour flight if people can't stream Netflix?

You suck.

IJAG

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Dear stylus on my Galaxy Note 8,

I love you.

IJAG

 

Dear Rick,

Six?

93

 

Dear fellow gym-goer,

If you're unable to curb your insatiable texting habit while in the gym, will you please at least get off the machine while you text?

Thanks.

kjim

 

Dear Board,
I'm grateful for second -- and third, and perhaps fourth -- chances. Made amends with someone and things are looking up.

KY

 

Dear coworker,

Our office is not a daycare site. I'm sorry you couldn't find someone to watch your two year old twins, but bringing them to the office several times a week is a giant fucking annoyance to me.

Irritated,

Dyno, Childless bitch

 

Dear Board,
A family in the city where I work could use some prayers/good thoughts/whatever.

Two weeks ago, a prep softball player in the area was hit by a drunk driver and passed away shortly after being airlifted to the hospital. She had just graduated a week or so before that. Her friend is still in critical condition.

Then, last week, her older brother -- who was a baseball star at the same school as his sister -- was in an ATV accident on the way home from a memorial service for his sister. His parents were driving behind him when a deer jumped out in front of him. The ATV flipped and he landed on the pavement. He wasn't wearing a helmet and was airlifted to the same hospital his sister was taken to.

Now, a member of his family has posted on Facebook that the family's time with him is limited. He had two surgeries on his brain Monday afternoon, then had a stroke Tuesday morning.

I can't imagine what his parents and family are going through.

KY